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Tony Montana
06-03-2005, 11:23 AM
http://www.laneselfdefense.com/brown.htm (http://www.laneselfdefense.com/brown.htm)
Lefty
06-03-2005, 01:04 PM
thats hilarious. 12th degree in yondan?? WTF?
bigjoeyc
06-03-2005, 05:23 PM
http://www.laneselfdefense.com/brown.htm (http://www.laneselfdefense.com/brown.htm)


I ordered it, i hope its actually that good.
Beachbum
06-04-2005, 06:40 PM
I ordered it, i hope its actually that good.

Let us know what it's about. I'm thinking finger to the eye, punch in the adam's apple, and/or reach in and pull out the liver.
BruceLee
06-05-2005, 01:57 AM
Damn, that's funny ****.

You would think if they were that good they could go to the US troops camp base at night and kill a 1000 man battalion in there sleep.

Obviously, this power only works during the day time.
LiveinTokyo
06-06-2005, 10:35 AM
If it is that deadly why didn`t they get Kevin Kostner before (or after) he made that horrible movie "Dances with Wolves". That ****er deserved some brutal techniques for that ****!!!:)
Highlander
06-06-2005, 11:11 AM
I'm thinking it must come with a free tomahawk. I'm gonna order it and within a year you'll see me in UFC. :rolleyes:
cartrouble68
06-16-2005, 03:08 PM
Wow, this website has a video for eveything. You could train like a SEAL, a Gladiator, and also gain the knowledge of the secrets to gun and knife disarmament just to name a few videos. As for the Indian fighting video, not so funny when you look at the price, $97. You'll have to tell us how it goes... you know... without killing us though. :p
don king
06-16-2005, 03:16 PM
You know-it-alls should think before you criticize everything. I ordered the videos 3 weeks ago and I've already killed 17 people. I'm looking forward to killing a few more this weekend, as a matter of fact, if the police don't get me first ... screw it, I'll kill them too!
hartigan
07-09-2005, 07:05 AM
You know-it-alls should think before you criticize everything. I ordered the videos 3 weeks ago and I've already killed 17 people. I'm looking forward to killing a few more this weekend, as a matter of fact, if the police don't get me first ... screw it, I'll kill them too!


Is that it? I killed 17 people just while writing this!





Make that 18...
hartigan
07-09-2005, 07:06 AM
It's going to rock your world, instilling sizzling new confidence and mega-dangerous self-defense moves that will shock and surprise the hell out of anyone who dares attack you.

And... it's going to happen so FAST your head will spin.

Are you scared? Some guys are — they're afraid to even watch a video like this.

It is NOT for the weak willed or the timid.

Great stuff, sounds like Rex-Kwon-Do.
don king
07-09-2005, 11:50 AM
Is that it? I killed 17 people just while writing this!


Make that 18...


Well, since my initial reply I've had two killtacular's, a kill frenzy and a running riot. ;)
Loot
07-11-2005, 12:41 PM
You would have a better chance of killing someone who WATCHED these videos than watching them and killing someone who has not.
Tony Montana
07-26-2005, 11:32 AM
^LMFAO @ Don King!
themachine
08-09-2005, 02:13 PM
Great stuff, sounds like Rex-Kwon-Do.


LOL! Was that from Napoleon Dynamite? I hardly remember the movie but I remember the RexKwonDo part.
bushidofighter
09-08-2005, 12:42 AM
Is that it? I killed 17 people just while writing this!





Make that 18...

damn guys
i'm ordering right now hell yeah. >-(
Godfather
10-03-2005, 07:29 PM
Looks fake probabaly is, but if you any of you really buy it and say it's good I may look into it.
scott
10-05-2005, 04:40 PM
If it is that deadly why didn`t they get Kevin Kostner before (or after) he made that horrible movie "Dances with Wolves". That ****er deserved some brutal techniques for that ****!!!:)

What? Are you telling me that this dashing man ever made a bad movie?

http://hoover.archives.gov/exhibits/HollywoodCowboys/leading%20men/KEVIN%20COSTNER.jpg
Skinnyboy
10-09-2005, 03:02 AM
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You guys are killin' me...oh, ****...
mojo
10-14-2005, 04:42 AM
'Cause I'm a karate man, see! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking mother****er!
Lord Strongo
10-16-2005, 09:56 AM
http://www.topsecrettraining.com/combat.html

this had me laughing all day very funny ;)

here's a little sample:

How to snatch a loaded gun right out of a "Gangsta's" hand so damn fast it will literally tear his trigger finger off! (and then how to cave his chest in without skipping a beat)
Tony Montana
10-18-2005, 12:12 PM
tnx for reviving this thread, it gives me a big laugh every time I read it