The drinking rules for UFC 76.

[Drunken Gamer]

The drinking rules for UFC 76.

Another crap card from the UFC…..okay, so it’s not as bad as say, UFC 77, but it still sucks ass, unless maybe you are a MMA noob or TUF’er. If you’re not, then you are probably old enough to legally drink alcohol, so here is some help to squeezing out some blood from this turnip on the entertainment scale…..


Drink every time you hear:

1. “UFC”
2. “tough,” “toughest”
3. “tired,” “fatigued”
4. “submission”
5. “KO,” “knockout”
6. “arm bar”
7. “punch,” “kick”
8. “in all of MMA”
9. “war”
10. “machine”
11. “WOW!”
12. “hurt”
13. “professional”
14. "choke"
15. "warrior"
16. "angles," "deep"
17. "We have waited our entire lives for this moment"
18. "Blew his wad," "So you want to be an ultimate fighter"
19. "Amazing," "Phenomenal"
20. "ROCKED"
21. "This guy's _____ is TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!!!!"
22. "He's got a ___(insert various submission name)___ LOCKED IN, and it's DEEP!!!..... oh wait he got out of it..."
23. "Meteoric Rise"
24. "Adrenaline dump"
25. "Heavy Hands"
26. "World Class ______"
27. "Fight"

Semi-celebs:

1. Everytime a semi-celeb is shown
2. Double the drinks everytime the SAME semi-celeb is shown again. Example: Shaq is shown eating nachos (drink 1). Shaq is again shown picking his nose (2 drinks this time). Shaq is shown scratching his nuts (4 drinks.)

Ads

1. Everytime an ad is shown.
2. Again, double the drinks everytime the SAME ad is shown again (see above example.)

Miscellaneous:
1. Everytime Rogan has to correct Goldberg.
2. Everytime Rogan has an orgasm
3. Any interviews with any other fighters that are NOT fighting on the present card.
4. Anytime a fighter has to thank his sponsors in his victory/loss speech.
5. Everytime Goldy looks into Joe's eyes with that "I love you" look.


If you do play this game, make sure that either:

1. You are at home or
2. You have a ride home.

Good luck.

[Adam15]

Are you trying to kill us??? :lol:

[azlion]

The drinking rules for UFC 76.

Another crap card from the UFC…..okay, so it’s not as bad as say, UFC 77, but it still sucks ass, unless maybe you are a MMA noob or TUF’er. If you’re not, then you are probably old enough to legally drink alcohol, so here is some help to squeezing out some blood from this turnip on the entertainment scale…..


Drink every time you hear:

1. “UFC”
2. “tough,” “toughest”
3. “tired,” “fatigued”
4. “submission”
5. “KO,” “knockout”
6. “arm bar”
7. “punch,” “kick”
8. “in all of MMA”
9. “war”
10. “machine”
11. “WOW!”
12. “hurt”
13. “professional”
14. "choke"


Semi-celebs:

1. Everytime a semi-celeb is shown
2. Double the drinks everytime the SAME semi-celeb is shown again. Example: Shaq is shown eating nachos (drink 1). Shaq is again shown picking his nose (2 drinks this time). Shaq is shown scratching his nuts (4 drinks.)

Ads

1. Everytime an ad is shown.
2. Again, double the drinks everytime the SAME ad is shown again (see above example.)

Miscellaneous:
1. Everytime Rogan has to correct Goldberg.
2. Everytime Rogan has an orgasm
3. Any interviews with any other fighters that are NOT fighting on the present card.
4. Anytime a fighter has to thank his sponsors in his victory/loss speech.


If you do play this game, make sure that either:

1. You are at home or
2. You have a ride home.

Good luck.


Thats Rough. I dunno if I will be able to breathe after drinking that much. Look up te austin powers drinking game. Its bad too

[troyk]

drink everytime rogan says "angles" or "deep" and you will black out after the third bout

[N.H.B]

How could you leave off, 'We have waited our entire lives for this moment' ?, this alone is worth downing atleast a 16 ounce'er (or 40) of your choice.

I pray to crom that Goldie stops using this every fight it feels like because it's one thing saying this for the Anderson “The Spider” Silva and Rich “Ace” Franklin fight and another for well the rest of the card;

Tim Sylvia vs. Brandon Vera
Jason MacDonald vs. Yushin Okami
Kalib Starnes vs. Alan Belcher
Josh Burkman vs. Forrest Petz
Eric Schafer vs. Stephan Bonnar
Marvin Eastman vs. Demian Maia
Matt Grice vs. Jason Black
Jorge Gurgel vs. Alvin Robinson

[RedStorm]

Double shots for Roganisms and Goldbergisms.

"Blew his wad"
"So you want to be an ultimate fighter"

[Serialkilla]

Worst thread ever...

Not only does this fail, but it's already been done.

[N.H.B]

Worst thread ever...


Uh worst reply ever, time to go back to SHERDOGhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb005.gif

[dhk1980]

Thats Rough. I dunno if I will be able to breathe after drinking that much. Look up te austin powers drinking game. Its bad too

if i ended up drinking that much, i'd probably be able to go hoggin too. :lol:

[Serialkilla]

Uh worst reply ever, time to go back to SHERDOGhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb005.gif


If that truly was the worst reply ever you just topped it by a mile...

As for Sherdog, are saying I should go there because they don't have drinking games?

There have been many drinking games here, and this one is weak...

And by weak I mean weaker than your left hook.

[kowarrior]

How about taking a drink anytime Rogan describes a fighter's skills as being either "Amazing" or "Phenomenal"?

[Thumpin]

I'd like to add that you should have to do a shot of Goldschlager any time Rogan or Goldy sez "ROCKED".

[Drunken Gamer]

Uh worst reply ever, time to go back to SHERDOGhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb005.gif

LOL.....

I was thinking the same thing. :-D

[N.H.B]

DG starting this thread makes me think of how I would miss some of the stuff said between fights or while watching a fight that I down loaded without the commentary if I didnt buy the PPV.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing10.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing20.gif

[Onion]

DG starting this thread makes me think of how I would miss some of the stuff said between fights or while watching a fight that I down loaded without the commentary if I didnt buy the PPV.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing10.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing20.gif

thats why if I don't watch live on ppv, I don't simply download the individual fights, I download the whole event. I love the build up, vignettes, etc.

[Kingsley]

How about taking a drink anytime Rogan describes a fighter's skills as being either "Amazing" or "Phenomenal"?

Come on guys, what about when he says "This guy's _____ is TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!!!!"

[LuckyD]

Lest one forget Rogan; "He's got a ___(insert various submission name)___ LOCKED IN, and it's DEEP!!!..... oh wait he got out of it..."

[Valour5]

The drinking rules for UFC 76.

Another crap card from the UFC…..okay, so it’s not as bad as say, UFC 77, but it still sucks ass, unless maybe you are a MMA noob or TUF’er. If you’re not, then you are probably old enough to legally drink alcohol, so here is some help to squeezing out some blood from this turnip on the entertainment scale…..


Drink every time you hear:

1. “UFC”
2. “tough,” “toughest”
3. “tired,” “fatigued”
4. “submission”
5. “KO,” “knockout”
6. “arm bar”
7. “punch,” “kick”
8. “in all of MMA”
9. “war”
10. “machine”
11. “WOW!”
12. “hurt”
13. “professional”
14. "choke"


Semi-celebs:

1. Everytime a semi-celeb is shown
2. Double the drinks everytime the SAME semi-celeb is shown again. Example: Shaq is shown eating nachos (drink 1). Shaq is again shown picking his nose (2 drinks this time). Shaq is shown scratching his nuts (4 drinks.)

Ads

1. Everytime an ad is shown.
2. Again, double the drinks everytime the SAME ad is shown again (see above example.)

Miscellaneous:
1. Everytime Rogan has to correct Goldberg.
2. Everytime Rogan has an orgasm
3. Any interviews with any other fighters that are NOT fighting on the present card.
4. Anytime a fighter has to thank his sponsors in his victory/loss speech.


If you do play this game, make sure that either:

1. You are at home or
2. You have a ride home.

Good luck.
My god you are absolutely obsessed aren't you. What an embarrasingly sad and bitter individual. Jesus, get a grip....

[jolietconvict]

My god you are absolutely obsessed aren't you. What an embarrasingly sad and bitter individual. Jesus, get a grip....

The site is much better with him on ignore.

[Drunken Gamer]

My god you are absolutely obsessed aren't you. What an embarrasingly sad and bitter individual. Jesus, get a grip....

LOL....awwwwwwwwwwww, poor baby! I made this thread because I thought it was funny. Apparently other members do too, having fun by also throwing in suggestions. Maybe you should try the same instead of "being bitter."



What is sad, though, is your ignorant assumptions.

I make over 6 figures a year, about to close on 4700 sq ft home, and drive a nice red vette.

Bitter? I think not......

Get a life. :lol:

[azlion]

LOL....awwwwwwwwwwww, poor baby! I made this thread because I thought it was funny. Apparently other members do too, having fun by also throwing in suggestions. Maybe you should try the same instead of "being bitter."



What is sad, though, is your ignorant assumptions.

I make over 6 figures a year, about to close on 4700 sq ft home, and drive a nice red vette.

Bitter? I think not......

Get a life. :lol:

You tell him DG...... ummm can I borrow some money :p

[azlion]

if i ended up drinking that much, i'd probably be able to go hoggin too. :lol:


Lol watch out man once you get started it is a slippery slope.


How about drink every time they saw Warrior.

[Drunken Gamer]

Ok, the rules have been updated. Keep 'em coming. :lol:

[WI Crippler]

Double shots for the following terms...

"Shots from weird angles"
"Adrenaline dump"
"Heavy Hands"
"World Class ______"

[cameronb]

Everytime Goldy looks into Joe's eyes with that "I love you" look. Yall know what I am talking about.

[azlion]

Everytime Goldy looks into Joe's eyes with that "I love you" look. Yall know what I am talking about.

Sooooo your saying to just chug untill you are out of beer.

[Trol]

How about every time Goldie says "Meteoric Rise". heh

[Valour5]

LOL....awwwwwwwwwwww, poor baby! I made this thread because I thought it was funny. Apparently other members do too, having fun by also throwing in suggestions. Maybe you should try the same instead of "being bitter."



What is sad, though, is your ignorant assumptions.

I make over 6 figures a year, about to close on 4700 sq ft home, and drive a nice red vette.

Bitter? I think not......

Get a life. :lol: Thats what commonly known as giving it "The Big I Am". You really are a tragic pathetic individual lol

ME and the "TUF NOOBS" will watch UFC 74 while u sit watching Pride reruns with a lip on.

[Drunken Gamer]

Thats what commonly known as giving it "The Big I Am". You really are a tragic pathetic individual lol

ME and the "TUF NOOBS" will watch UFC 74 while u sit watching Pride reruns with a lip on.

Awwww.....poor baby.....I will get you some cheese for that whine. Pathetic, indeed! :lol:

[azlion]

Fight Fight Fight!!!!!

[Valour5]

Awwww.....poor baby.....I will get you some cheese for that whine. Pathetic, indeed! :lol:

My dads bigger than your dad, plus i earn 5023923412031 million dollars per second, and ive got 2926 houses plus ive liked mma longer than you so there.

[Drunken Gamer]

My dads bigger than your dad, plus i earn 5023923412031 million dollars per second, and ive got 2926 houses plus ive liked mma longer than you so there.

Waaah......cry me river, waaaaahhh....I hate this thread so I am going to whine about it, waaaaaaaaahhh.....! :lol:

[Manfred]

Jeez Valour5 you're a whiney git. Why even bother posting you're comment in the first place? Just to stir up some aggro..?

[Adam15]

This thread could well prove to be far more entertaining than UFC 74, 75, 76, put together! I'll drink to that! :lol:

[azlion]

This thread could well prove to be far more entertaining than UFC 74, 75, 76, put together! I'll drink to that! :lol:

Yea Dg can you think up a "this thread drinking game"?

[JoeCanada]

Yea Dg can you think up a "this thread drinking game"?

You know, I think DG could have a drinking game of his own on this forum!

1 drink:
-when he mentions "TUF noobs/kiddies"
-when something he says starts a big (4+ posts) heated argument
-when he talks about how awful the next UFC card looks

Finish your drink:
-when he admits he was wrong about something

Drink every alcoholic liquid at your disposal:
-when he says something positive about Chuck Liddell

I'm sure there are more...

(I'm just messin' around DG, this board would be boring without you:-D )

[Drunken Gamer]

You know, I think DG could have a drinking game of his own on this forum!

1 drink:
-when he mentions "TUF noobs/kiddies"
-when something he says starts a big (4+ posts) heated argument
-when he talks about how awful the next UFC card looks

Finish your drink:
-when he admits he was wrong about something

Drink every alcoholic liquid at your disposal:
-when he says something positive about Chuck Liddell

I'm sure there are more...

(I'm just messin' around DG, this board would be boring without you:-D )

Hmmm.....so what other name do you go by, "junior member?" :?: :lol:

[LuckyD]

What is sad, though, is your ignorant assumptions.

I make over 6 figures a year, about to close on 4700 sq ft home, and drive a nice red vette.

Bitter? I think not......

Get a life. :lol:

That has to be one of the weakest things I've read on any forum. You respond to him with your salary, the square footage of your house you are about to "close in on", and what kind of car you drive? You think you're the only one here with money and a nice car? Either way, what the hell is that supposed to prove?

I've never had a personal problem with you but that was just unnecessary, I'm sorry.

[dhk1980]

Hmmm.....so what other name do you go by, "junior member?" :?: :lol:

it's skinny. :lol:

[Drunken Gamer]

That has to be one of the weakest things I've read on any forum. You respond to him with your salary, the square footage of your house you are about to "close in on", and what kind of car you drive? You think you're the only one here with money and a nice car? Either way, what the hell is that supposed to prove?

I've never had a personal problem with you but that was just unnecessary, I'm sorry.

Uh......he was saying I was a "bitter" person, and I simply pointing out him that there would be no reason for me to be, since I am very happy with the things I have in life.

I'm sorry if you had problems understanding that.

If anything was weak, it was his childish old, "you must be bitter because you are making fun of this card" post. Now THAT is pathetic. :rolleyes:

[Drunken Gamer]

it's skinny. :lol:

I was thinking it was Skinny too. :lol:

[Amon]

in all honesty... this game could be a lot of fun... if modified to prevent lightweights like me from going into a coma...

first, drink the sponsered malt liquor of the night.

second, pick 1 of the kew words/phrases to drink to...

pick 1 of the 3 others... adds, semi celebs, or misc. chug till add ends or celeb spot stops...

and on another note, if you do make over 6 figs, can i have 50 bucks? it wouldnt be much to you, and it would help increse my nerd lvl by getting a crocop hao figure...:-D

[cuotfs]

Great game.
Wouldn't make it out of the first round of the first fight without being completely piss drunk.

by the way... I make 6 figures too... if you factor in a few decimal places ...:lol:

[GeoffWorldOrder]

Take another 2 drinks every time there's a lull in commentary and Goldberg (for no reason at all) screams out the title of the next UFC PPV, mentions the fighters, then screams again "TICKETS ON SALE (insert date)"

[Onion]

Everytime Goldy looks into Joe's eyes with that "I love you" look. Yall know what I am talking about.

that always drives me nuts. It must drive Rogan nuts too. SOmetime you can notice Joe back his head a little. lol

How about every time Goldie says "Meteoric Rise". heh

I think every fighter (especially TUFers) have been on a "meteroric rise". More like "mediocre"

[azlion]

that always drives me nuts. It must drive Rogan nuts too. SOmetime you can notice Joe back his head a little. lol



I think every fighter (especially TUFers) have been on a "meteroric rise". More like "mediocre"


Yea, he really needs to swich up that phrase.

[LuckyD]

Uh......he was saying I was a "bitter" person, and I simply pointing out him that there would be no reason for me to be, since I am very happy with the things I have in life.

I'm sorry if you had problems understanding that.

If anything was weak, it was his childish old, "you must be bitter because you are making fun of this card" post. Now THAT is pathetic. :rolleyes:

Well, can't argue with you there...

I missed the "bitter" comment, so I'll retract that statement.

[Drunken Gamer]

Well, can't argue with you there...

I missed the "bitter" comment, so I'll retract that statement.

Ok....

On another note, I was going to root for Randy, but now I can't but I have $500 riding on Gonzaga with 2-1 odds. :confused:

[LuckyD]

Ok....

On another note, I was going to root for Randy, but now I can't but I have $500 riding on Gonzaga with 2-1 odds. :confused:

But even if you happen to lose those 5 bills, you know you'll still be slightly pleased at heart at Randy getting a victory. :-D

Hell, if I was a betting man I'd probably put a few down on the fight as well.