UFC 97 Prelim Spoilers

[ilostmydog]

Eliot Marshall def. Vinicius Magalhaes via Unanimous Decision (30-27x2, 29-28)
TJ Grant def. Ryo Chonan via Split Decision (30-27, 29-28, 28-29) - bye bye Chonan
Mark Bocek def. David Bielkheden via Submission (RNC) at 4:57 of Rd 1
Ed Herman def. David Loiseau via Unanimous Decision (30-26, 30-27 x2) - welcome back David, goodbye David
Nate Quarry def. Jason MacDonald via TKO (ref stoppage due to GnP elbows is what it sounds like) @ 2:27 of Rd 1 - NOOOOOO J-MAC!!!
Denis Kang def. Xavier Foupa-Pokam via Unanimous Decision (30-27 x3) - crowd booed, fight sucked.

[Onion]

I watched the Prelims today.

-TJ Grant looked awesome and the place was goin nuts for his work from his back. That was cool to see/hear.
-Bocek looked really good and dominated the Brazilian-Swede
-Herman dominated Loiseau on the ground for 3 straight rounds. Loiseau fired three good spinning back kicks that connected, but then was taken down immediately and stayed there. He looked like sh!t.
-Quarry cut J-Mac up real bad with GnP elbows. His face was a red mask before Yamasaki finally stepped in.
Kang/Prof X was so-so. Kang look terrible on his feet, but go the win from his so-so ground work.

[Snapcat]

Why couldn't Herman lose...