Ash's One-sentence Movie Reviews:

[tantryl]

Here Comes The Boom - A standard save-the-rec-centre style plot that isn't really funny and not really inspiring, but still somehow manages to be more realistic about MMA than Warrior was.

[Jay]

Django Unchained - Pretty awesome movie that had me laughing a little more than it should of I feel.

Wreck-It Ralph - Vanellope is so ****ing cute. I can't wait for the sequel.

[Tony Montana]

Dredd - pretty fun guy movie 3/5 stars

[Tony Montana]

Silver Lining Playbook - I loved it! Incredbile performances by Cooper, Lawrence and DiNero. A different ending could have made it an all time classic, but they went safe. Still, I think it's worthy of all the praise it's getting.

4/5 stars

[LordZardoz]

Zardoz: Despite having watched this movie about 4 or 5 times, I have no idea what the hell the story is meant to be about.

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[JC-Freakhead]

Les Miserables - Actors singing the same boring three or four songs for three very long hours.

[Cbear]

Zardoz: Despite having watched this movie about 4 or 5 times, I have no idea what the hell the story is meant to be about.

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Its definitely wiggy. The fun is seeing Connery cavort around in all that nonsense.

[Cbear]

Les Miserables - Actors singing the same boring three or four songs for three very long hours.

Wouid you say it was a miserable experience?

[don king]

I'd rather blow DHK than watch a fukking musical, and I'd feel a lot less gay.

[Onion]

I'd rather blow DHK than watch a fukking musical, and I'd feel a lot less gay.

I feel the same way. I just can't handle musicals in any way, shape, or form.