Ash's One-sentence Movie Reviews:

[niniendowarrior]

Inappropriately serious response to joke: Pretty much anything but midget is fine for most, though tastes vary. Some don't like little people and prefer simply "short" (Warwick Davis, for example, describes himself as a short actor).

I'm pretty sure Skinny said all of that in jest too. For a guy who went on the hate train on Inception, it's funny to see him defend on this and Skyfall.

[Skinny]

I'm pretty sure Skinny said all of that in jest too. For a guy who went on the hate train on Inception, it's funny to see him defend on this and Skyfall.

I liked The Hobbit and maybe it helped that I didn't read the book so as to avoid a preconceived bias against the dwarves.

Skyfall is James Bond and James Bond is silly action movies 100% of the time with maybe a couple of exceptions. Going in I didn't expect a cerebral challenge and nothing leading up to it suggested I should. That's the difference between Skyfall and Inception. Inception tried to be smart and it was silly. James Bond never tried to be anything but James Bond.

[Skinny]

Inappropriately serious response to joke: Pretty much anything but midget is fine for most, though tastes vary. Some don't like little people and prefer simply "short" (Warwick Davis, for example, describes himself as a short actor).

You banged a midget, didn't you?

[Cbear]

You banged a midget, didn't you?

Banged us an offensive word, they prefer nailed.

[niniendowarrior]

Skyfall is James Bond and James Bond is silly action movies 100% of the time with maybe a couple of exceptions. Going in I didn't expect a cerebral challenge and nothing leading up to it suggested I should. That's the difference between Skyfall and Inception. Inception tried to be smart and it was silly. James Bond never tried to be anything but James Bond.

Meh. I see movies as good or bad. Inception was a good movie. Skyfall was a poor one.

[tantryl]

You banged a midget, didn't you?

Warwick Davis was far more charming than I expected.

[Skinny]

Warwick Davis was far more charming than I expected.

[Skinny]

Here Comes The Boom - Bas Rutten and the rest of the main cast's "we're having fun" chemistry made this cheesy low-key comedic version of Rocky work.

[Skinny]

Wreck It Ralph - the kids liked it and I didn't mind it either.

[labria4]

Zombie Lake (1981) - When your zombie effects consist of bright green paint on the actors faces and hands you know it's a quality film.

P.S. Lots of boobs though!