Ash's One-sentence Movie Reviews:

[Bduran]

paranormal activity: I should have rented porn instead.

[Ash]

The Men Who Stare At Goats: Much better and funnier than I expected.

[sportsgenius86]

paranormal activity: when do I get to see this chick's great boobs?

[Tony Montana]

my recent viewings include:

Moon - cool, unique and realistic sci-fi film which is surprisingly compelling/entertaining
500 Days of Summer - witty, charming, thought provoking, well acted
Killshot - only worth seeing for the incredible performance by Joseph Gordon-Levitt
9 - good movie if you're into animated films, unfortunately I am not
Carriers - a little emotionally disturbing due to its realism - it's like the Anti-Zombieland

[seansloan]

my recent viewings include:

Moon - cool, unique and realistic sci-fi film which is surprisingly compelling/entertaining
500 Days of Summer - witty, charming, thought provoking, well acted
Killshot - only worth seeing for the incredible performance by Joseph Gordon-Levitt
9 - good movie if you're into animated films, unfortunately I am not
Carriers - a little emotionally disturbing due to its realism - it's like the Anti-Zombieland

Agreed on Moon,was on the fence about carriers,Ill give it a shot

[seansloan]

Train Its like Hostel on a train,I should have never got on board 2/10

[GeoffWorldOrder]

Surrogates: Made me wish it was true only so I could've forced my surrogate to watch this steaming piece of sh!t excuse for a movie.

[Bduran]

Halloween 2: Crappy acting, crappy movie, dont bother. (2009 version)

[Snapcat]

Away We Go: Funny movie in a wonky kind of way, better than expected.
Defiance: Good film, I thought it would be more boring... good acting.

[seansloan]

Pandorum How ****ing long is this movie?3/10