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Doctors remove nine-inch long dildo from Chinese man's intestines
Zhongshan - A Chinese man was forced to seek medical help when a nine-inch long dildo got stuck in his intestines for five days. Doctors at Zhongshan Hospital in the Xuhui District said that they removed the dildo from the 30-year-old man on Saturday.
According to The Huffington Post, the dildo ("butt plug") measured roughly nine inches and three inches wide. Shanghai Daily reports that doctors say it got stuck in his anus and slipped into his intestine after he inserted it to "enhance sexual pleasure with his wife."
According to Shanghai Daily, the man reported at the hospital on Friday after he began experiencing pain. Doctors failed to remove the object at the first attempt, The Inquisitr reports. He returned the next day after visiting another hospital. The doctors made a second attempt and removed the dildo on Saturday.
Shanghai Daily reports Dr. Yao Liqing said: "If we did not remove the dildo in time, the man could have gone into critical condition." He added: "Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patient's body."
Liqing said the dildo blocked the man's large intestine and caused tissue damage. AFP reports that a hospital spokesman said surgeons removed the dildo from the man's intestines using an endoscope. The Inquistr reports Liqing said: "We had decided to operate if we failed to take it out with the help of an endoscope. In the end we removed it and avoided having to do surgery."
According to AFP, the Chinese state media reported that accidents involving sex toys are on the rise "amid loosening attitudes towards sex."
The sex toy industry in China is booming. China is the world's top producer of sex toys with 70% of the world's sex toys produced in the country. The industry is estimated at $2 billion. The Huffington Post reports that as the younger generation of Chinese with increasing standards of living adopt more sexually permissive lifestyles, shops selling sex toys and contraceptives have become commonplace in Chinese cities.
According to the Shanghai Daily, medical professionals observing the increasing incidence of accidents involving sex toys have warned people to carefully follow manufacturer's instructions and not to use the toys in "unintended" ways.
Shanghaiist comments: "Doctors reminded the public that it's not the size but what you do with it that counts."
Dr. Yao Liqing said: "People must use sex toys properly and avoid ones that are too big as they can hurt people. There have been three similar cases so far this year. In the previous two or three years, we only had one such case. These patients were in deep pain when they arrived at the hospital."
AFP notes that it was unclear whether Liqing was referring only to cases at his hospital.
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71-year-old woman accused of prostitution
WESTPORT, Conn., Jan. 27 (UPI) -- A 71-year-old woman was arrested in Connecticut for alleged prostitution, police said.
Sygun Liebhart, of Westport, was arrested in a hotel room at the Homewood Suites, The Hartford (Conn.) Courant reported Friday.
Police said, Liebhart, who calls herself "Lola," placed an advertisement in the "escort section" of the website Backpage.com.
After making a deal to perform sexual acts at the hotel with an undercover police officer, Liebhart was arrested, police said.
Income tax day for me today or what I call the REAL Christmas
KANSAS CITY, Mo. - A 93-year-old man accused of killing his wife thought he had also stabbed himself to death and asked paramedics en route to the hospital "why I am I still awake?" authorities said.
Harry Irwin is charged with second-degree murder in the stabbing death of his 95-year-old wife, Grace, in south Kansas City, Jackson County Prosecutor Jean Peters Baker said Wednesday.
A daughter of the couple found Grace Irwin bleeding on a bed and Harry Irwin laying still in a recliner with knife in his hand, according to a probable cause statement filed by detectives in the case.
Harry Irwin had apparently slit his wrists and plunged a knife into his chest, detectives said in the statement. Grace Irwin was pronounced dead at the scene.
On the way to the hospital, police said Irwin stated: "Yes, I killed her then killed myself. Why am I awake?"Irwin said he tried to stab himself in the heart but he must have aimed too low and hit a rib, according to the probable cause statement.
He also said his wife was arguing and screaming at him all night and that he couldn't take it anymore, the statement said.
"Given the facts, a murder charge was warranted," Baker said. "No victim deserves someone else deciding when they will die."
Wow, this really is genius. Self adjusting eye glasses for poor 3rd world nations. Never heard of this but its damn smart.
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