The random GENERAL **** that doesn't deserve it's own thread

[split decision]

The new Marines mascot is going to make someone here mighty proud...



http://www.washingtontimes.com/multi...37636869_njpg/

[don king]

I'd slap the mom or dad not the baby.

All kidding aside, it's horrible for these tiny kids to have that intense pressure in their heads. As much as they would drive me nuts when it happens, I am more empathetic towards them. There's nothing mom or dad could do.

Never mind American Express, never leave home without these:

[split decision]

This Aussie weatherman wanted to experience 8 Gs in a stunt plane. It was obviously a little too much for him to handle.

http://ca.screen.yahoo.com/watch-wea...234005584.html

[don king]

Looks like Mel Gibson

[split decision]

She loves pitbulls. She fahking loves pitbulls!

Police: Woman, pit bull had sex in yard

http://www.lvrj.com/news/police-woma...192095621.html

[Onion]

She loves pitbulls. She fahking loves pitbulls!

Police: Woman, pit bull had sex in yard

http://www.lvrj.com/news/police-woma...192095621.html

Talk about Faces of Meth.

[split decision]

Cbear will declare war on neutral Switzerland for this inexcusable action!!!

Switzerland's only bear killed

Switzerland's only recorded wild bear has been culled after fears that it could pose a threat to humans

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news...-1226582348539

[Onion]

Imagine being the only human in a country.
They probably put it out of its misery.

[Greezy]

Andy hug could've killed the bear with a kick.

[split decision]

Oh, those funny Ruskies...

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/video/russi...121918958.html