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    Quote Originally Posted by split decision View Post
    Cbear, all I can say is I hope there are no holes in your scheme...
    Well, obviously we wouldnt want any unexpected consequences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cbear View Post
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    Geez, cbear, sounds really pleasant:

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    Quote Originally Posted by split decision View Post
    Geez, cbear, sounds really pleasant:

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    Well, obviously if it can kill the little creature inside you then its bound to be a touch hard on your own system.

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    Add beer to the **** that's gonna help you live a healthier life!

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/...ectid=10811625

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    ive come to the conclusion that everyone will just die from everything...

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    For ****'s sake, even being obese is better for you than being lean in some cases...

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/health...,4388094.story

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    When i was a kid they said you shouldnt eat more than 3 eggs a week. Any more than that, and you would die of a heart attack. Now they say eggs are good for you, and the yolk is good cholesterol.
    Bottom line: There is a 100% chance that you will die. No matter what you do,eat,or don't do, you will die of something. Knowing this, you shouldn't care about when you die, since in the long run it doesn't matter. A 6 year old died watching batman. You think she cares that she didn't get to live the rest of her life.NOPE! She doesn't even know she existed. As the one poster said: Life Sucks!... The sooner you die, the better, because it's less **** you have to worry about. I used to take meds for high blood pressure,high cholesterol, and high triglycerides morning and night everyday. One morning I woke up and decided I was sick of taking the pills, and I was sick of the side effects, so i stopped cold turkey. I will probably die in the next 10 years because of it. You know what. I dont care! It's the best part of getting older. You just stop caring. Remember Shawn Tompkins??... Now, excuse me while I run to Wendys and get a huge burger, so I can die of a heart attack like Dave Thomas!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3liHf3WEP8
    Last edited by 69love; 08-11-2012 at 06:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 69love View Post
    When i was a kid they said you shouldnt eat more than 3 eggs a week. Any more than that, and you would die of a heart attack. Now they say eggs are good for you, and the yolk is good cholesterol.
    Bottom line: There is a 100% chance that you will die. No matter what you do,eat,or don't do, you will die of something. Knowing this, you shouldn't care about when you die, since in the long run it doesn't matter. A 6 year old died watching batman. You think she cares that she didn't get to live the rest of her life.NOPE! She doesn't even know she existed. As the one poster said: Life Sucks!... The sooner you die, the better, because it's less **** you have to worry about. I used to take meds for high blood pressure,high cholesterol, and high triglycerides morning and night everyday. One morning I woke up and decided I was sick of taking the pills, and I was sick of the side effects, so i stopped cold turkey. I will probably die in the next 10 years because of it. You know what. I dont care! It's the best part of getting older. You just stop caring. Remember Shawn Tompkins??... Now, excuse me while I run to Wendys and get a huge burger, so I can die of a heart attack like Dave Thomas!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3liHf3WEP8
    I hear ya. Don't forget to throw a little 69love in there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 69love View Post
    When i was a kid they said you shouldnt eat more than 3 eggs a week. Any more than that, and you would die of a heart attack. Now they say eggs are good for you, and the yolk is good cholesterol.
    Bottom line: There is a 100% chance that you will die. No matter what you do,eat,or don't do, you will die of something. Knowing this, you shouldn't care about when you die, since in the long run it doesn't matter. A 6 year old died watching batman. You think she cares that she didn't get to live the rest of her life.NOPE! She doesn't even know she existed. As the one poster said: Life Sucks!... The sooner you die, the better, because it's less **** you have to worry about. I used to take meds for high blood pressure,high cholesterol, and high triglycerides morning and night everyday. One morning I woke up and decided I was sick of taking the pills, and I was sick of the side effects, so i stopped cold turkey. I will probably die in the next 10 years because of it. You know what. I dont care! It's the best part of getting older. You just stop caring. Remember Shawn Tompkins??... Now, excuse me while I run to Wendys and get a huge burger, so I can die of a heart attack like Dave Thomas!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3liHf3WEP8
    I hear ya. Don't forget to throw a little 69love in there while you're still kicking.

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    Getting your face sat on also causes rashes, and the bacteria entering your pores in some cases will also cause Staph infection.
    Hundreds of people die every year from Staph.

    Started Androgel for low T, and now I find myself yelling at people with a boner. I would imagine 10 years from now that having too many boners in your mid 40's causes Cancer. Fuk it.

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