What is your concept of death?

[bhorrrr]

Not disagreeing, but those are pretty gruesome. They have to "prepare" the bodies first by opening them and cutting them up into pieces. I'm all for joining Osama at the bottom of the ocean.

we'll just have the person doing the autopsy leave us open and make a few extra slices. easy peasy!

[Ash]

I wanna be stuffed, preserved and placed back on my couch for my girlfriend and kids (whenever they come) to enjoy. Everyone would feel better with old dad just chillin' on the couch like old times in front of the TV, my kids can still sit on their peppy's lap, maybe we can add some moving, softer parts to the dong area so the wife can have a go at it... it'll basically be like I never died at all.

[Cbear]

I wanna be stuffed, preserved and placed back on my couch for my girlfriend and kids (whenever they come) to enjoy. Everyone would feel better with old dad just chillin' on the couch like old times in front of the TV, my kids can still sit on their peppy's lap, maybe we can add some moving, softer parts to the dong area so the wife can have a go at it... it'll basically be like I never died at all.

Ok this is creepy that we are thinking along similar lines. I used to tell my wife (now ex) that as part of my will it would stipulate me being stuffed and I would have to be mounted on the wall over the bed with a withering glare on my face and finger pointing down in disapproval and accusation. I wonder why we broke up?

[Cbear]

I remember a story about a guy who was an avid hunter having his ashed loaded into shotgun shells which his friends all shot off in celebration.

There was also a true story of a family in the region who were decidedly old school and quite a bit wierd but when one of them died they were buried on their own land without embalming in just a shroud. As I recall, the county fought it on health reasons or some such thing but the family won. I see nothing wrong with that.

[Greezy]

I wanna be stuffed, preserved and placed back on my couch for my girlfriend and kids (whenever they come) to enjoy. Everyone would feel better with old dad just chillin' on the couch like old times in front of the TV, my kids can still sit on their peppy's lap, maybe we can add some moving, softer parts to the dong area so the wife can have a go at it... it'll basically be like I never died at all.

lol. damn ash. thats amazing!

[jmose86]

I wanna be stuffed, preserved and placed back on my couch for my girlfriend and kids (whenever they come) to enjoy. Everyone would feel better with old dad just chillin' on the couch like old times in front of the TV, my kids can still sit on their peppy's lap, maybe we can add some moving, softer parts to the dong area so the wife can have a go at it... it'll basically be like I never died at all.

"Mommmm, the dog's chewing on dad's face again"

[Spectre]

I wanna be stuffed, preserved and placed back on my couch for my girlfriend and kids (whenever they come) to enjoy. Everyone would feel better with old dad just chillin' on the couch like old times in front of the TV, my kids can still sit on their peppy's lap, maybe we can add some moving, softer parts to the dong area so the wife can have a go at it... it'll basically be like I never died at all.

This was more or less what the legendary philosopher Jeremy Bentham did a few centuries ago: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Bentham

[Ash]

hahahahaha, that's amazing!

[Achillles41]

Well, the mulch option has taken the early lead. It seems that we have a board full of realistic people here. I like it.

People who need there to be an afterlife so that they don't live their lives in fear are just silly. I wonder if not existing in the year 1890 scares the hell out of these people. Probably not. So why does the thought of not existing in 2090 scare the hell out of them so badly? It's just childish to want an afterlife so badly.

[Spectre]

Well, the mulch option has taken the early lead. It seems that we have a board full of realistic people here. I like it.

People who need there to be an afterlife so that they don't live their lives in fear are just silly. I wonder if not existing in the year 1890 scares the hell out of these people. Probably not. So why does the thought of not existing in 2090 scare the hell out of them so badly? It's just childish to want an afterlife so badly.

What a great quote to steal from Penn Jillette. That would explain your Randroidism as well.