Damn, I came here to post something but the post above has distracted me.
Oh yes, it's about those zombies on bath salts. Here's the latest:
Report: Man on synthetic drugs eats dog
In a bizarre incident, a Waco, Texas man is accused of chasing a neighbor while barking and growling and then attacking and starting to eat a family dog, KWTX television reported.
Michael Terron Daniel, 22, was arrested Monday in connection with the June 14th incident, the station reported.
During the attack, Daniel is alleged to have beaten, strangled and began to bite into a medium-sized dog. Daniel told paramedics on the scene that he was "on a bad trip" from ingesting the synthetic form of marijuana known as K-2, KWTX reported.
The television station's report can be accessed at KWTX.com.
Holy ****, it wasn't bath salts that affected the "Miami Muncher." There was marijuana found in his system, though. Hmm...
Medical Examiner: Causeway Cannibal Not High On Bath Salts
MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Rudy Eugene, the Causeway Cannibal who ate the face off a homeless man he attacked along the MacArthur Causeway, was apparently not high on bath salts or any other exotic street drug at the time of the attack, according to a report released Wednesday by the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner.
The news leaves law enforcement officials wondering what drove Eugene to strip off his clothes, attack homeless man Ronald Poppo, and chew off pieces of flesh from Poppo’s face.
Speculation about the cause of Eugene’s rampage on Poppo’s face centered on drugs, specifically bath salts, after police union officials claimed an increase in bizarre behavior among people on the street using such drugs.
The much-anticipated toxicology report released by Miami-Dade Medical Examiner Dr. Bruce Hyma found marijuana in Eugene’s system, something CBS4 News had previously reported, but no evidence of any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs.
The report said this includes cocaine, LSD, amphetamines (Ecstasy, Meth and others), phencyclidine (PCP or Angel Dust), heroin, oxycodone, Xanax, synthetic marijuana (Spice), and many other similar compounds.
Hyma’s office specifically ruled out bath salts, a class of synthetic drugs that have been known to cause bizarre behavior and overheating of people who use them, two things that made some believe Eugene’s cannibalistic behavior could be blamed on the drugs.
“The department has also sought the assistance of an outside forensic toxicology reference laboratory, which has confirmed the absence of “bath salts,” synthetic marijuana and LSD,” the report said.
“Within the limits of current technology by both laboratories, marijuana is the only drug identified in the body of Mr. Rudy Eugene.”
The news from the medical examiner sends investigators back to square one as they look for what caused Eugene’s bizarre behavior.
Pot caused this? Holy ****.
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There's a munchies joke in there somewhere.
I could see using their face as a dinner plate, but chewing it off? I carry a tire thumper now, and cant waite to use that baby.