The next time you go down on a woman, think of this...

[Shamrocked]

I've been married along time, and not true.

That's why you've been married a long time. Guys who act too cool to eat pussy crack me up.

[Greezy]

That's why you've been married a long time. Guys who act too cool to eat pussy crack me up.

my very first porn i watched the guy ate out the girl and she was screaming like she won the lottery. seems legits i thought but then i tried it just like the dude did and the girl fell asleep on me. the next morning i woke up hard and gave it to her like the dude from the porn and she loved it. from that day i decided to pass on going down with my tounge and use the fingers to warm up her engine.

[19nate79]

off to find the mythical clitoris...

[Onion]

my very first porn i watched the guy ate out the girl and she was screaming like she won the lottery. seems legits i thought but then i tried it just like the dude did and the girl fell asleep on me. the next morning i woke up hard and gave it to her like the dude from the porn and she loved it. from that day i decided to pass on going down with my tounge and use the fingers to warm up her engine.

So, basically you were no good at it.

Practice makes perfect. Follow the moans.
I pride myself on my skills down there.

You woman will thank you if you finally do it.

[Takenover]

That's why you've been married a long time. Guys who act too cool to eat pussy crack me up.

Confident girls want it. If you want her satisfied, then do all, try all.

Dating skanky chicks will also have an effect on the want aspect. So for you boys that don't like it, choose a better trailer park to hunt down clean, skinny, smegma free women.

[19nate79]

Some women don't like it. My exwife only likes it when she was drunk, came like a jackhammer too. My gf loves it though

[Serge Storms]

Glad I've got nothing to worry about here.Munching box is for single guys.

Pretty much, used to love eating pie and starfish, then got married.

[Greezy]

So, basically you were no good at it.

Practice makes perfect. Follow the moans.
I pride myself on my skills down there.

You woman will thank you if you finally do it.

its hard to get tips on how to eat a girl out from someone with two guys kissing in their sig.

[Greezy]

Some women don't like it. My exwife only likes it when she was drunk, came like a jackhammer too. My gf loves it though

with all that navy seal training you must be able to hold your breath down there for a long time.