Your favorite kind of poo?

[Skinny]

Favourite? Got to be kidding.

[Jackie]

Favourite? Got to be kidding.

...because you can't pick just one?

[Onion]

Favourite? Got to be kidding.

Funny you say that, because when I first saw the thread title, I thought for sure that you created it.

[AngryBill]

The Bali Belly Poop.

I love taking a crap so big my pants fit better. (royalties to Loot, and Ron White).

[Best80smovieRAD]

I was disappointed to come into the thread and see Jackie not pick a favorite but then I read onions story and everything is good again

[BulldogWrestler]

I think you should give Jackie 4 hours to post a good poop-related story, or drop the banhammer on her.

[Jackie]

Girls don't poop.

[Tallica1981]

I've always been curious of bidet protocol:

-wipe first, then bidet?
-bidet first, then wipe?
-just bidet, no wipe, air dry?

I go with Bidet first, then 1 wipe to get rid of excess water and make sure it's all clean. Works great. There is never any **** on the paper, and I've never felt so clean. Easily pays for itself within a few months on the TP savings alone.

[Jackie]

...What about a "Sneak Attack Poop"? You go into the bathroom thinking all you have to do is pee and BAM nature has another plan for you. Usually occurs when you're running late.

[Onion]

I go with Bidet first, then 1 wipe to get rid of excess water and make sure it's all clean. Works great. There is never any **** on the paper, and I've never felt so clean. Easily pays for itself within a few months on the TP savings alone.

Is the water at least warm?
Do you let it run for a few seconds first, to ensure it is warm?