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View Poll Results: Favorite Poop?

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  • Ghost Poop

    0 0%
  • Teflon Coated Poop

    7 53.85%
  • Gooey Poop

    0 0%
  • Pop A Vein in your Forehead Poop

    1 7.69%
  • Bali Belly Poop

    4 30.77%
  • Right Now Poop

    0 0%
  • Double Flusher Poop

    0 0%
  • Beer Drunk Poop

    0 0%
  • Snake Poop

    0 0%
  • Other (Specify)

    1 7.69%
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  1. #21

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    Favourite? Got to be kidding.

  2. #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skinny View Post
    Favourite? Got to be kidding.
    ...because you can't pick just one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skinny View Post
    Favourite? Got to be kidding.
    Funny you say that, because when I first saw the thread title, I thought for sure that you created it.

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  4. #24
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    The Bali Belly Poop.

    I love taking a crap so big my pants fit better. (royalties to Loot, and Ron White).

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    Originally Posted by Ash
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    I think all sigs should have a 2 cock minimum.

  5. #25
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    I was disappointed to come into the thread and see Jackie not pick a favorite but then I read onions story and everything is good again

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    I think you should give Jackie 4 hours to post a good poop-related story, or drop the banhammer on her.

  7. #27
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    Girls don't poop.

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  8. #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Onion View Post
    I've always been curious of bidet protocol:

    -wipe first, then bidet?
    -bidet first, then wipe?
    -just bidet, no wipe, air dry?
    I go with Bidet first, then 1 wipe to get rid of excess water and make sure it's all clean. Works great. There is never any **** on the paper, and I've never felt so clean. Easily pays for itself within a few months on the TP savings alone.

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    ...What about a "Sneak Attack Poop"? You go into the bathroom thinking all you have to do is pee and BAM nature has another plan for you. Usually occurs when you're running late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallica1981 View Post
    I go with Bidet first, then 1 wipe to get rid of excess water and make sure it's all clean. Works great. There is never any **** on the paper, and I've never felt so clean. Easily pays for itself within a few months on the TP savings alone.
    Is the water at least warm?
    Do you let it run for a few seconds first, to ensure it is warm?

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