Your favorite kind of poo?

[split decision]

Watch for the story in the local newspaper about cases of E coli being traced back to that produce store or the deli where Onion dropped a bomb.

[thelegend]

I like slider's give it a courtesy wipe and your good to go.

And for poop story:

Shortly after I started dating my wife, we went upto hers to meet her parents (she still lived at home). I had even drinking the day before and had eaten a 16oz steak. Long story short, I blocked the bog. I ended up having to plunge it with her mums shampoo bottle with a hook on the end, then scrub the bottle clean with their nail brush. I think they wondered why I'd been in for about twenty minutes but never mentioned anything. I finally told the story in my speech on our wedding day.

[Onion]

Hahaha!
So awesome that you mentioned it at your wedding.